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Hot or not thread
Because sometimes you're just not sure.

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* I own complete authority over posting the women being judged.
* We do not bring up another woman for discussion until the current candidate is deemed hot or not.
* A candidate is considered DEEMED once at least 7 board members submit their opinion AND 24 hours have passed
* A candidate is deemed HOT if at least 51% of the voting block provides a vote of YEA
* If you would like me to consider your female quandry, feel free to shoot me a PM.

(Placeholder for official CEBE declarations.)

PASSING JUDMENT
YEA
Taylor Swift (7-0)
Cameron Diaz (4-2)
Anne Hathaway (4-3)


NAY
Mary-Louise Parker (3-4)
Sandra Bullock (3-4)


CURRENTLY UNDER REVIEW (HOT - NOT HOT scoring in parentheses)
Viola Davis
YEA -
NAY -
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09-17-2014 09:54 PM
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RE: Hot or not thread
Mary-Louise Parker?

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09-17-2014 09:56 PM
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RE: Hot or not thread
How does voting go? I mean obviously probably every girl that gets posted is going to be hot. Or is this only for questionables?

Obviously I'd fuck the girl above and date her based on her looks. But the same will probably be the case for just about any girl in Hollywood.
09-17-2014 09:59 PM
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RE: Hot or not thread
(09-17-2014 09:59 PM)DieHardCards Wrote:  I mean obviously probably every girl that gets posted is going to be hot.

lololol

Yay.

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RE: Hot or not thread
(09-17-2014 09:59 PM)DieHardCards Wrote:  Obviously I'd fuck the girl above and date her based on her looks. But the same will probably be the case for just about any girl in Hollywood.

It's is she hot. Not would you do her. Respect the game.

Also, Hollywood scoring scale is in effect as, yes, most of these women will be from Hollywood.
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RE: Hot or not thread
The badge helps.

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RE: Hot or not thread
Yes, she's hot. Guilty pleasure: Girls that act ditzy. ugh. I hate that I like it. Been wanting that since Scary Movie. The first one. Way baaack.

But fuck a badge though. #Omerta.
09-17-2014 10:43 PM
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RE: Hot or not thread
I'll have to say no. She's not ugly or anything but just doesn't hit the "hot" button for me.
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RE: Hot or not thread
Great idea for a thread but there's gotta be some rules in place for this. 1 girl posted a day?.. Just so proper time is allowed for voting before another gets posted.
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RE: Hot or not thread
Not sure if the period is directed toward my Nay vote or towards my rule suggestion. Either way, I assume it is not meant in a positive manner.
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Hahaha. No. My fucking attachments won't post. Harv, fix this you fucking webmaster!
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RE: Hot or not thread
What did I do? You need Swamp to teach you how to internet?

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Hahah. See user title.
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(09-18-2014 01:25 PM)@critchelow Wrote:  Great idea for a thread but there's gotta be some rules in place for this. 1 girl posted a day?.. Just so proper time is allowed for voting before another gets posted.

I own complete authority over the women being judged. We do not bring up another woman for discussion until the current candidate is deemed hot or not. If you would like me to consider your female quandry, feel free to shoot me a PM.
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RE: Hot or not thread
Rules added to original post. May continue to edit the rules as we go along.
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RE: Hot or not thread
I'd fuck her right in the pussy.

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RE: Hot or not thread
I'd go ray rice on that snatch and beat the shit out of it...but she's not hot to me.
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RE: Hot or not thread
I think we need a grading scale to put this in perspective. Are we talking...

- "hot" by Hollywood standards?
- "hot" by Louisville bar scene standards?
- "hot" by "I'd fix breakfast for her" standards?

I'd have to go with nay, nay, yea
09-19-2014 08:27 AM
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Do we have to base the decision just on the pics posted because there are plenty of hotter pics of her on the google.
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RE: Hot or not thread
(09-19-2014 08:27 AM)J-Rye_UL Wrote:  I think we need a grading scale to put this in perspective. Are we talking...

- "hot" by Hollywood standards?
- "hot" by Louisville bar scene standards?
- "hot" by "I'd fix breakfast for her" standards?

I'd have to go with nay, nay, yea

All in. Hollywood standards.
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RE: Hot or not thread
Need TWO more votes to close out our first Official CEBE Hot/Not Hot Declaration.

This one could swing in Ms. Parker's favor with a couple late YEAS. My official vote is nay and has been included in the scoring at the top of the thread.

Thanks J-Rye for your suggestions for future Hot/Not Hot candidates. Will definitely be using one of those next.

EDIT: Because I can't count.
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(09-19-2014 09:21 AM)BereaCard Wrote:  Do we have to base the decision just on the pics posted because there are plenty of hotter pics of her on the google.

I'll allow other pictures to be used for individual assessment, but I am just trying to find what I feel represents the candidate overall. The right photographer can make Courtney Love look borderline hot, so the sage judge will keep that in mind in their Google queries. I ask that no pictures be posted for the candidate other than the one added by me in this voting/discussion thread.

Also, I think I've officially precluded CardinalGirl from EVER coming back. What have I done?
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RE: Hot or not thread
I am gonna go Hot on this one. These are not bad pics nor are they the best I have seen. I vote thumbs up.
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RE: Hot or not thread
Quite the auspicious start, fellas. One vote short of an official decision and we're locked at 3's. Next man in gets to wield ultimate power and send Ms. Parker to the pedestal or the pooper.
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RE: Hot or not thread
BTW, J-Rye, I'm pretty sure this vote could serve as proxy for the Sandra Bullock debate. Bullock and Parker are basically twins as far as I can tell.
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Sandra is a no go. Not even close. And lindy you're a nazi.
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(09-19-2014 01:21 PM)DieHardCards Wrote:  Sandra is a no go. Not even close. And lindy you're a nazi.

This is my baby. My raison d'etre. You keep your damned government hands off my hot/not hot chicks!
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RE: Hot or not thread
Sandra is hot as fuck. Some movies don't do her justice.
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Sandra bullock is manly. With manly features.
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so we're already 1-1 on Sandra. Add me as a yay for Bullock. She's >>> MLP
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Nay and I'd fuck her in any of her orifices.
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So this puts MLP to bed, right? [pun intended]
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SIgn me up for Sandra. Definitely hot.
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Nay on Bullock. I'd lick her Virginia.
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Indeed. A historic afternoon. The first official CEBE Hot/Not Hot Declaration is in the books and in true Hot/Not Hot fashion our first deemed hottie/nottie goes right down to the wire. By a final score of 3-4, Mary-Louis Parker is NOT HOT.

YEAS - HarveyGlass, DHC, BereaCard
NAYS - Empire Lindy, J-Rye, critch, Farmdude

Next candidate coming up shortly. Looks like it's supposed to be Sandra Bullock, though.
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That's cause you broke your own rules

(09-18-2014 04:02 PM)chrislindy Wrote:  We do not bring up another woman for discussion until the current candidate is deemed hot or not.

(09-19-2014 01:03 PM)chrislindy Wrote:  BTW, J-Rye, I'm pretty sure this vote could serve as proxy for the Sandra Bullock debate. Bullock and Parker are basically twins as far as I can tell.
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RE: Hot or not thread
Our next candidate is the essential Hollywood question mark. Sandra Bullock, the lady who every 14-year-old boy received his first awkward boner from in the 1994 classic Speed.

[Image: Sandra_Bullock,_The_Heat,_London,_2013_(crop).jpg]

The bedroom eyes say hot, but I think the deal-breaker for me is the smile. She smiles like a complete idiot.

[Image: sandra-bullock-3-400.jpg]

THERE'S SO MANY TEETH!

I'd rail her like a stair case, but she's not hot. My pre-pubsecent self is already trying to fight me.
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I think we're already at 3-3 on Bullock. Phenomenal adversity for our first 2 draft selections
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I'd grasp her Adams apple like a saddle horn and pile drive her like the undertaker but no. Not hot.
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